August 2008
42 posts
Every time I see Barack Obama, this goes through my head: please God,...
– Yay Hooray | Obama isn’t dead yet.
I get it. I realize that I am not the likeliest candidate for this office. I...
– Donklephant » Blog Archive » Obama’s Full Speech
In my experience, anyone who’s totally useless at everything else seems to...
– Scamp: How Neil French Got Into Advertising
TD List
Get right breast checked again or else I’m going to die worrying.
Get new desk, shelves and DVD rack.
Get my DVDs and books back from whoever I gave them too. Yes, that includes The Daarjeling Ltd.
Find a place that sells Guinot in Manchester.
Get iPhone back from o2.
Read more Salman Rushdie.
Eat more spicy food which I’ve been craving for ages now.
Go to Amsterdam
Start...
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when...
– Charles Kingsley (via enquotations)
You throw yourself onto the fire and you’re surprised you get burnt? Are you...
– (Always relevant)
Jobs
Matt says: People will notice you're applying for a job with qualifications that say "first good offer I quit."
Matt says: They won't give you a job; they also don't need to know that!
It was wet. It was windy. It was, in short, a typical August bank holiday. Rain...
– Metro
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a...
– Robert Anson Heinlein (via ckck) (via rulesformyunbornson)
If you understand the statistics of rare occurrences, you get off the plane in...
– A long (but edited) talk with Boing Boing’s Cory Doctorow
How are you? Fine, and you? It’s not that we don’t care, it’s that we’re...
– Richard Siken (via align)
Please specify your reason for absence... →
The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can.
– Margo Kaufman (via teachmecoyness)
What we call mourning for our dead is perhaps not so much grief at not being...
– The Magic Mountain
Grey would be the color if I had a heart.
– Something I Can Never Have
If I’d spent the first 18 years of my life doing time in a joyless...
– Charlie Brooker
Llama Llama Duck
Andrea: well
Andrea: what I am doing on the intarwebs right now
Andrea: could be described as
Andrea: looking at pictures of cakes and bananas
Andrea: what a constructive thing to do
The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural...
– John Updike
And I don’t understand how I’m so understanding, I guess that that’s all I can...
– Charity Case
Vi forventer at blive tilgivet når vi fejler. Vi forventer at andre forstår. Vi...
I wanna run, I wanna hide, and leave this place just like it left me
– Prisoners of Today
It’s a beautiful day, well it seems as such beautiful thoughts mean I...
– Blue Lines
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jacking off listening to...
– Katy Perry - Ur So Gay